metalhero (metalhero) wrote in c_j_studios,

How Could You Have Known This Shit? Fear Not! That's What I'm Here For.


Little-Known Fact #1111:

Incidentally, Spider-Man also does whatever a certified public accountant can.


Little-Known Fact #2222:

Justin Timberlake brought “sexy” back.  He plans to also bring back “gassy” and “indolent.”


Little-Known Fact #3333:

Different groups of Transformers are able to assume the form of different things; for example, the Autobots and the Decepticons can transform into cars and airplanes, respectively.  Likewise, the Republicans and the Democrats can transform into chili cheese fries and smelly, tattered tee-shirts, respectively.

Little-Known Fact #4444:

No matter how good one’s milkshake is, it is physically impossible to bring ALL of the boys to one’s yard.


Little-Known Fact #5555:

The original version of the urban legend, “The Woman, the Dog and the Peanut Butter” centered around an ex-marine and her dog attempting to put and end to The Great Jif-Skippy War which resulted in the deaths of 280,000 Americans who were buried in a landslide of strawberry preserves.


Little-Known Fact #6666:

Over-baked brownies make a surprisingly sturdy stand-in for concrete.


Little-Known Fact #7777:

When Peter Cetera of Chicago sings, “You’re the meaning in my life, you’re the inspiration,” he is referring to his Lando Calrissian and Boba Fett action figures.

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