James ("Roan") Weimer (walker_evans) wrote in c_j_studios,
James ("Roan") Weimer
walker_evans
c_j_studios

Your Horoscope

Your Horoscope
For The Week Of
February 17th - 23rd 

Aries
Remember: The door on the left has candy; the door on the right has bees.

Taurus
Don't trust that new toaster.

Gemini
You're never going to beat God Of War. Give it up, go play something else.

Cancer
There's going to come a moment on Tuesday night -- right after she grips the pillows, the phone will ring. Pull out then.

Leo
Everybody knows.

Virgo
Your choice on Wednesday, seemingly innocent, will determine whether you end up owning a Fortune 500 business -- or scraping up elephant poop in a zoo for the rest of your life.

Libra
According to the alignment of Jupiter, it isn't in the same place it was. Also, make sure that you wake up at some point after going to sleep every time this week.

Scorpio
Quit your bitching. Anal sex is a part of any healthy relationship.

Sagittarius
You're going to jail this week anyway; go ahead and get it all out of your system.

Capricorn
There's like, a 50/50 chance you'll die this week. But don't let it stress you out or you'll miss out on something great.

Aquarius
This is your age.

Pisces
Don't do it; you'll regret it later.
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