Little-Known Fact #1111:
Incidentally, Spider-Man also does whatever a certified public accountant can.
Little-Known Fact #2222:
Justin Timberlake brought “sexy” back. He plans to also bring back “gassy” and “indolent.”
Little-Known Fact #3333:
Different groups of Transformers are able to assume the form of different things; for example, the Autobots and the Decepticons can transform into cars and airplanes, respectively. Likewise, the Republicans and the Democrats can transform into chili cheese fries and smelly, tattered tee-shirts, respectively.
Little-Known Fact #4444:
No matter how good one’s milkshake is, it is physically impossible to bring ALL of the boys to one’s yard.
Little-Known Fact #5555:
The original version of the urban legend, “The Woman, the Dog and the Peanut Butter” centered around an ex-marine and her dog attempting to put and end to The Great Jif-Skippy War which resulted in the deaths of 280,000 Americans who were buried in a landslide of strawberry preserves.
Little-Known Fact #6666:
Over-baked brownies make a surprisingly sturdy stand-in for concrete.
Little-Known Fact #7777:
When Peter Cetera of